The problem, DJ Pauly D and the entire content of the “Jersey Shore” guys recently wrapped a conversation photo shoot through which they hobnobbed with Leo DiCaprio’s lady Bar Refaeli. Not to be outdone, the “Jersey Shore” gals connected with San francisco socialite Tinsley Mortimer and etiquette expert Lizzie Post for the spread in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

Facing for the charm-school makeover, Snooki, Sammi and JWoww ditched their flesh-revealing duds in a black-and-white photo for elegant gowns from designers like Marchesa and J. Mendel. Other pics have the women trying to improve their posture, getting schooled inside art of thank-you notes and doing their finest to find out table manners.

On that last subject, JWoww remained unimpressed. “I realize a few reasons for manners. I recently don’t have tried them,” she told the magazine. Of her breast implants, she said: “I’d get it done annually only could.”

In relation to her appearance, another thing Snooki does daily is exhibit her signature poof %u2014 that swoop of hair that rises high over her sub-5-foot-tall head and has become an indelible section of pop culture. “It turned out a teen guidette thing, and when everyone grew away from it, I recently kept it,” she said. “I’m launching the Snookit,” she said of your Bumpit-style accessory that may enable anyone to rock a poof.

Everyone, of course, can’t rise to her levels of post-”Shore” fame. “I can’t move out without being noticed,” she said. “I still check out Dunkin’ Donuts … [but] oh my gosh God, it’s effort.”