I was like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”
So oh oh oh oh [4x]
Will the real MC please, step to the mike?
So oh oh oh oh [4x]
All up in the blogs
Saying we met at the bar
When I don’t even know who you are
Saying we up in your house
Saying I’m up in your car
But you in LA and I’m out at Jermaine’s.
I’m up in the A
You so so lame
and no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed. It must be the E
Cause you be popping hood
You get …

[Reff:]
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that’s why I am like I am cause I’m like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That’s why I on what I on cause I’m my mom
My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate
The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate
She sprinkled …

[Verse One]
I was born with a dick in my brain,
Yeah fucked in the head
My step father said that I sucked in the bed
‘Til one night he snuck in and said,
We’re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can’t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said,
I don’t know what the fuck’s up with this kid
The bastard won’t even eat nothin’ he’s fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom …

Oh! It’s music to my ears, Oh man! How can I describe, the way I feel?
Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see How could I begin…
Locked in Mariah’s wine cellar all I had for lunch, Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch,
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch,
Mariah, what’s ever happened to us, why did we have to break up, All I asked for was a glass of punch,
You see, I never really ask for much,
I …

Guess Who….. You Miss me?… Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
[VERSE ONE]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack or ant’-acid if you can
You’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does …

[Eminem]
Im just so fucking depressed
I just cant seem to get out this slump
If i could just get over this hump
But i need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises took my lumps
Fell down and i got right back up
But i need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up
I dont know how or why or when
I ended up this position im in
Im started to feel dissin again
So i decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make …